King of low res selfies
Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.
Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.
I’m not in school anymore, but here.
Anonymous said: What do you look for in a girl?
Someone I can finger fuck in the car before going to family dinner. And her being able to handle both like it ain’t a thing.
emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
- "i would kill myself without you"
- "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
- basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
this post is important
Heidi the rabbit!
Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!
Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!
“sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet”
SOMETIMES SHE WEARS A SCRUNCHIE ON HER EARS SO THAT THEY DON’T GET WET.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe