Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
Olivia Bee and Andrew for Yen magazine part 2
Omg aw his undies are cute
Her milkshake brings all the pugs to the yard.
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Now hatred is the highest pressure. Men love and haste, but detest at leisure.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM
— Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via samardic)